Stars Galore.... Midi - Birds
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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE!

On a plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
At a tyre shop: "Invite us to your next blow-out."
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows (toes)."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will
assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet --
miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't you will be."
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.
Come on in and get fed up."
Thank You JB
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