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BINGO HUMOUR
When a plane was hi-jacked the passengers were devastated as
they were going to a Bingo Contest.
"Never mind " said the pilot "we have all their equipment on board"
My husband said to choose between him and bingo.
I'm gonna miss that man!
I only play bingo on days that end in Y.
Bingo isn't a matter of life and death, it's much more
important than that.
Bingo ~ it's a religion.
They play in churches don't they?
THE BINGO PRAYER
As I lay me down to slumber
All I need is one more number
When to the big game I go
I pray the Lord I yell BINGO.
Who wants to be a WINNER - WE DO
BINGO TIPS
Come along and join us in
The hunt for tips to help us win
Perhaps these pages show us how
Let's get together now
First of all we read the rules
After all we are not fools
Here we go now let us see
Just how easy it can be
Get to know the calling lingo
I'm ready now to yell BINGO!
BINGO ~~ STRANGE LINGO
I once knew a silly man called Dingo
He was sad
He was bad
Then he discovered the world of Bingo
I'll be so good sang Dingo
But try as he would
Now that he is good
He cannot master the game's Lingo.
 BINGOSTROLOGY
Planetary Guide for Zodiac Signs

SUPERSTITIONS ETC.
So - do people really believe in Lucky Charms & Mascots or
Superstitions - like - don't put money on the table, always sitting
in your "lucky" seat or change your dabber to change your luck ??
You'd Better Believe It - that's what makes up all the hopes, prayers
and dreams all Bingo Players
HOW ABOUT THIS!
B... Balls with numbers (but hardly ever mine).
I... Ink dabbers that leak on my hand every time.
N... Nasty looks from mates when I win.
G... Grins,grins and grins (I won again).
O... Oxygen, that's what I'll need if I ever hit the
*JACKPOT*
Hmmm.... better make that oxygen and gin.

 THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BINGO
Thou shalt not sit in thy neighbours lucky seat.
Thou shalt not stare at thy neighbours card.
Thou shalt not take the Callers name in vain.
Thou shalt not call false "Bingo".
Thou shalt not wish bad luck on thy neighbour.
Thou shalt not threaten to kill the "Caller".
Thou shalt not steal thy husband's money for Bingo.
Thou shalt not brag about how much thou hast won.
Thou shalt not whine about how much thou hast lost.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours winnings.
'FESS UP - How many of these commandments have you broken ??
OVERHEARD
Comment - When wished good luck.
I don't need luck ... I need a miracle
Tickets from the vending machines may have changed their
appearance ... but they still don't know how to spell !!
From bad losers ... I'm going home to kick the cat !!
I'm ready to hang myself......I've got a hanger all ready
Why didn't I win today ... my stars said I would !!
With my kind of luck ... if the boat came in for me it would
be at the railway station!
I just wish I could get a *hole in one* for once and not have
to share the call
I knew I should have stayed and home today and kept
*my luck* company
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